Watch Two And A Half Men S03E19 [PATCHED]
"Forget the inconvenience of being at sea with guests unable to leave if the party is dull or if the band, which will inevitably be composed of accountants with semi-mullets, decides to do a half-hour tribute to Kenny G."
Watch Two And a Half Men S03E19
While Lorelai's busy creepily overstepping boundaries, Rory is focused on making the best of Kyle's party and supporting Lane's band. It's a real bummer to watch her relationship with Jess deteriorate over the course of a single night. Before he finds out that he's missed too much school and isn't eligible for graduation, the vibe is flirty and adorable. Instead of berating the lame Stars Hollow High prom, Jess takes a zen approach:
Of course, the raging dickishness doesn't end with Jess' sexual coercion. After Rory's runs out of the bedroom, Jess follows her. Dean sees her crying, asks if she's okay, and makes eye contact with Jess, who trails after her. Dean's face tightens with rage and he follows Jess down the stairs, turns him around, and punches him right in the face. The whole thing is SO DISGUSTING. I got a reverse lady boner while watching and I honestly couldn't remember why I find men attractive.
"Hello, Mama? Hi, how are you doing tonight? It's Lane. Yeah, Lane. Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm feeling pretty good right now. Had a beer and a half, nice cold beer. And I just thought I'd tell you, I'm drumming in a band tonight at a party and we rocked. We were The Clash and Rage Against the Machine and Nirvana combined. And I'm in love with Dave Rygalski. He's my guy, not Yiung Chui. Yiung Chui's a ship in the night, Mama. Not even a ship, he's a little tugboat tooting along and I'm not gonna go to the prom with him, unh uh. I'm going with Dave, because we rock together, Mama. The charade is over."
You hit the nail right on the head, I also watch the show because of the girls, they are beautiful, talented, amazing young women. But of course Abby more than likely is cluelessly oblivious to the fact that people agree with how she treats the kids and the moms.
Picard beams down to Risa and is immediately kissed by Vash, a woman he's never met before. She is eying a Ferengi across the lobby. She claims to have mistaken Picard for someone else and walks off. "A simple handshake would've sufficed", Picard quietly notes. As he walks across the lobby, the two aliens who inquired about Picard staying on Risa earlier watch him intently.
Picard arrives at Vash's door while she's cleaning up a huge mess in her room. She says that Sovak, the Ferengi, has taken to rifling through her room looking for the disk every once in a while. Picard shows her the disk and speculates it has something to do with the Tox Uthat. She is surprised, replying that the last thing she needs is a business partner. She tells Picard that she was an assistant to the late professor Samuel Estragon for the last 5 years. He was a researcher who spent half his life looking for the Tox Uthat. The disk contains new data and maps on the Tox Uthat's position. She admits that the Ferengi also sometimes worked with the professor, and now it is difficult for her to search for the artifact without Sovak noticing. Picard proposes to go after the Tox Uthat, but she wants to come as only she knows how do decode data on the disk. Picard accepts the proposal.
Vash and Picard enter the cave that Vash says is the place they've been looking for. Halfway into the journey, they decide to camp for the night. Vash reveals she hasn't been completely truthful with him, which doesn't come as a surprise to Picard. Sovak indeed paid her for the disk and she used his money to reach Risa. Picard notices how a woman who beats a Ferengi at his own game bears watching. Vash states that this adventure is more suitable for Picard than the boring vacation he had originally planned. He does admit that he is enjoying this. After talking about how the two met and how they are similar they exchange a kiss. Vash asks if he still thinks she is trouble and he replies that she surely is.
The next day Vash and Picard arrive where the Tox Uthat is hidden. Due to the composition of the rock in the cave Vash can't get a good reading on her tricorder. Picard pulls two shovels out of his pack and advises Vash to start digging. As they prepare to begin digging the Vorgons materialize on a ledge above the pit saying they just want to watch Picard discover the Uthat. Vash is furious that Picard didn't tell her about them. Immediately after that Sovak appears with a rifle. He followed Vash and Picard thanks to a half burned copy of the disk found in Vash's room. Sovak orders Picard and Vash to start digging.
Mr and Mama Yukimura watch from the history classroom as the sun sets. At the Nemeton, more fireflies emerge from the crack in the tree stump and there seem to be some superior looking bugs in there that must have something to do with the Super Oni.
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
The patient's brother sees Chase talking sweetly to Cameron and being tender to her, and goes into a rage and bites Chase. When they report the biting incident to House, he first brushes it off and goes back to watching professional wrestling on television. However, seconds later he calls Cameron back with to tell her that the girl's illness and the boy's aggressiveness are probably from the same common disorder.
Alaric is locked in the dungeon, where he will hopefully morph into his other half and reveal where he hid the last White Oak Stake. Stefan decides to stay and watch over him while Damon and Elena take a road trip to find Jeremy. Soon Stefan and Alaric are drinking away the time to try and speed up the turning process. Alas, it doesn't work, and neither does Klaus killing him so they soon resort to physical violence to see if Alaric's inner persona wants to stay alive.
In the motel room, a shirtless Damon is sipping on alcohol as Elena watches. They stare at each other until he joins her in bed. She brings up what he did for Rose and asks, "Why don't you let people see the good in you?" Damon responds, "When people see good, they expect good and I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations." He then slowly takes her hand, but she jumps out of bed to get away. He follows and as she can no longer resist, she kisses him. They make out, until Jeremy interrupts. Rose has found an address for Mary. At the "vampire hoarders" house, Elena and Damon find Mary dead. Turns out Kol has already gotten to her. Now they'll never know who turned Mary.
Danny, Jesse and Joey all wear terrible old man make-up and ham it up in the kitchen as they bicker with their half-assed old man voices. For some reason Danny becomes a stereotypical East Coast Jew in his old age.
Exactly what I was thinking!! Also, I happened to watch another dream sequence Full House episode last night, and I was thinking, what the hell were those other 2 doing while the daydream was going on? I actually said it out loud, too funny!
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